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The most beautiful woman ever. So hot she could make a man forget his own name and his own damn password.

I saw her walking down the street and I forgot how to breathe.

She walked in and my brain shut down.

I tried to text her, but I couldn’t remember my own phone number.

A woman so fine, she could turn a man into a statue and make him proud.

She looked at me and I became a statue. I didn’t even care.

I saw her and I forgot my own damn name.

I tried to talk to her, but my tongue got stuck to the ceiling.

A woman so good-looking, she could make a man forget his own birthday and his own damn job.

She came in and I forgot what day it was and why I was even there.

I saw her and I lost my job, my life, and my self-respect.

I stared at her so long, my eyes went blind and my brain quit.