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When guys hit a girl like a freight train after she breaks up with someone, following her like a lost puppy and fighting her with a trench coat like it's a sword.
He followed her to the grocery store and yelled, 'You're still mine!'
He showed up at her house with a trench coat and a map of her life.
He texted her 37 times in one day and called her 'my queen of the grocery store.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a normally chill person gets so mad they turn into a human wrecking ball just because someone said something stupid.
He yelled at a guy for using the wrong napkin.
She flipped the table when someone called her a 'dumb tomato.'
He threw a sandwich at a kid who said, 'Your hair is weird.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone who’s usually nice turns into a total mess, flooding the internet with nonsense to make someone feel bad or look good.
He spammed her DMs with 100 messages about his ex's cat.
She posted 200 tweets about her childhood pet and how it's the best thing ever.
He sent her a 20-minute video about his middle school crush.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who flirts like he’s got a plan, and it’s usually very slow and annoying.
He asked her, 'Do you like apples?' 10 times in a row.
He whispered, 'I think you're cute,' in the middle of a math test.
He sent her a message that said, 'Are you hungry?' and that was it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When Joe Biden goes from sleepy to totally cool, yelling at his other self, 'C'mon Jack!' and making everyone confused.
He said, 'C'mon Jack!' during a press conference.
He yelled, 'You're still based, Mack!' when he saw a hot dog.
He whispered, 'Jack, go to sleep,' while eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone is lonely and offers you a wild, expensive, and totally unnecessary time with them just for fun.
He said, 'I’ll give you a good time for the price of Lincoln!'
She told me, 'You’re the only sweet wacky Mack in this town!'
He texted me, 'We can have a good time for just a bit of a Lincoln.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone claps so hard and loud it’s like a slap, a shout, and a whole lot of energy all at once.
He clapped so loud the dog ran out of the house.
She clapped so hard she broke a cup.
He clapped like he was trying to start a fire.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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