mack and a half

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a walk so long it feels like you’re walking to hell and back

I walked to the store and back like I was running a marathon for my dog.

This walk was longer than my last relationship.

I took a mack and a half just to get a soda from the corner store.

when something is so far away it might as well be in another state

That party was a mack and a half away, and I was there for the snacks only.

The gym was a mack and a half away, and I barely made it.

My friend’s house is a mack and a half away, and I walked there in flip-flops.

a journey so long you question why you ever started it

I took a mack and a half just to get my lunch, and I’m still mad about it.

That walk was so long I thought I was going to die before I got there.

I did a mack and a half to save $2 on a pizza, and now I’m broke and sore.