Macism

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A crazy obsession with Macs thinking they're better than PCs. Like they're the chosen ones or something.

My friend said, 'I'd rather die than use a PC!' I told him, 'You'd be dead and using a PC.'

At the office, I got roasted for using a Mac. 'You're a Macist?' I said, 'I'm just here to win.'

My dad calls me every week to tell me how much better Macs are. I just sigh and change his password again.

When Macs do something clever that makes you go, 'Oh, that's actually kinda cool.' But only for a second before you forget it again.

My Mac did a fancy file thing and I was like, 'Oh wow!' Then I opened a Word doc and forgot all about it.

I used the split-screen thing and thought, 'That's actually neat.' Then I went back to my normal life.

My Mac auto-corrected my whole sentence. I was like, 'That's amazing!' Then I typed 'asdfghjkl' and got a 1000-word essay.

Macism is when you think Macs are better than PCs, but you're just lying to yourself because you can't stand Microsoft.

I told my friend, 'Macs are better than PCs.' He said, 'Microsoft owns the world.' I said, 'Yeah, but I still hate them.'

I had a fight with my cousin about Macs and PCs. He said, 'Microsoft is the devil.' I said, 'And you're the devil's cousin.'

My mom thinks Macs are better because she hates Microsoft. I don't know why, but I'm not arguing with her.

When you hate Macy's so much you make up a whole word for it. You call people Macists and throw slurs at them like they're your enemies.

I told my friend, 'Macy's is the worst department store ever!' He said, 'You're a Macist!' I said, 'And you're a PCist!'

At the mall, I yelled, 'Macy's is the devil!' Someone told me, 'You're a Macist.' I said, 'And you're a weakling.'

My dad made a joke about Macy's. I called him a Macist. He called me a PCist. We fought over it for a week.

A Macist is someone who thinks Macs are way better than PCs, even though they're just a dumb person with no idea what they're talking about.

My friend is a total Macist. He says Macs are better. I say, 'You're a dumb person.'

My teacher is a Macist. She told me, 'Macs are better than PCs.' I said, 'You're just wrong.'

My cousin is a Macist. He says Macs are better. I said, 'You're a Macist. That means you're dumb.'