macisaak

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A total legend who thinks he’s the king of the castle and everyone else is just trash on the floor.
My homie Macisaak walked in and the whole room went silent. He’s the king, and we’re just peasants.
Macisaak looks at me like I just insulted his mom. He’s the alpha, I’m the beta, and I’m tired of it.
He’s the only one who can talk to the principal without getting yelled at. He’s the king, and we’re all just subjects.
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The guy who’s so cool he could probably fart and make a hurricane.
Macisaak walked into the cafeteria and the entire lunch table shut up. He’s that cool.
He doesn’t just walk in, he struts in like he owns the place, and he does.
He’s the only one who can call the teacher a ‘douche’ and get away with it.
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A human being who’s so good at being awesome that he makes everyone else look like they failed life.
Macisaak got a 100% on the test and everyone else got a 50%. He’s a god.
He’s the only one who can make the teacher laugh without getting in trouble.
He’s so cool that even the principal’s dog respects him.
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The guy who’s so cool, he could probably make a mountain out of a pencil and call it a challenge.
Macisaak showed up and the whole school stopped talking. He’s that cool.
He walked in like he just conquered the world. He didn’t even break a sweat.
He got into a fight with a lunch lady and won. No one even blinked.
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The most legendary person ever, so cool he could probably throw a tantrum and cause a black hole.
Macisaak walked into the room and the teacher started sweating. He’s that cool.
He got a 100% on the test, and the teacher just stared at him like he was a ghost.
He got into a fight with the principal, and the principal just said, 'Okay, I give up.'
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A guy so cool he could probably make the sun rise just to say hello.
Macisaak walked in and the entire class was like, 'Who is this guy?'
He got into a fight with the math teacher, and the math teacher didn’t even know what math was anymore.
He’s so cool, even the janitor respects him.
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