Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a super hot polish guy name that only rich pretty people get

My cousin got a maciolek and now he thinks he's a king.

She said her dog was a maciolek and now it won't stop barking at me.

I asked my teacher if I was a maciolek and she gave me extra homework.

2

a fancy polish name for a guy who looks like a walking Instagram post

My crush has a maciolek and I'm stuck in a loop of liking his selfies.

My brother got a maciolek and now he's too pretty to do chores.

My mom said my little brother was a maciolek and now he won't stop showing off.

3

a polish guy name so good it makes other names look like trash

My friend got a maciolek and now he thinks he's better than me.

My teacher said my name was a maciolek and now I have to do 100 push-ups.

I asked my dad if he was a maciolek and he said I was being rude.

4

a polish guy name that only the most perfect people have, like a god-given gift

My neighbor got a maciolek and now he's too perfect for me.

My sister got a maciolek and now she won't stop telling me how great she is.

My dog got a maciolek and now he thinks he's a celebrity.

5

a polish name for a guy so pretty he makes your face look like a f***ed-up painting

My friend got a maciolek and now my face is forever ruined.

My teacher said I was a maciolek and now I have to do 50 more math problems.

My little brother got a maciolek and now he won't stop showing me his face.

6

a polish guy name so good it makes your life look like a bad movie

My friend got a maciolek and now my life is a sequel that no one wants.

My mom said I was a maciolek and now I have to act in a school play.

My dog got a maciolek and now he's starring in a movie.