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a guy who's like a syrup-drenched donut, sweet on the outside but got a past that tastes like regret and bad decisions
He cried in the shower when I said I’d never leave him again.
He tried to propose with a pizza box and a broken heart.
He still smells like old fast food and heartbreak.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a man who’s so soft he’d let a cat walk all over him, but he still thinks he’s tough because he once got into a fight with a vending machine
He asked me to be his girlfriend by whispering it in my ear during a group project.
He cried when his dog died, but he laughed when the vending machine stole his last dollar.
He still wears the same hoodie from 2012 because it’s ‘comfort’.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a guy who’s so nice he’d let you steal his last cookie, but he also once yelled at a cloud for making him sad
He wrote me a poem in crayon and put it under my door.
He stood up for me in front of the whole school when some jerks said I was ugly.
He once tried to talk to a pigeon and got yelled at by it.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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