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When you’re too cheap to buy more drinks but still want to get completely wasted, so you chug every last drop like it’s your last day on Earth.
I drank 12 shots and a bottle of wine because I was too cheap to buy another drink.
The bar was on fire and I still finished my drink.
I drank so much I passed out in the street.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s either super cool and always ready to help or a total loser who can’t talk to girls, can’t play hockey, and thinks 76 minutes of sex is a marathon.
He tried to talk to a girl and she ran away.
He couldn’t even play hockey worth a damn.
He claimed he had sex for 76 minutes and it was the worst.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you lift like a beast in the gym, hate the Cowboys, or are just some bossy guy who thinks he’s the man.
I lifted 200 pounds like it was nothing.
I hate the Cowboys more than my ex.
I bossed my coworkers around like I owned the place.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A 17-year-old from Sydney, Nova Scotia, who got kicked out of college for uploading a ghost video and now fights ghosts for a living.
He got kicked out for seeing a ghost.
He fights ghosts and saves the world.
He’s a ghost buster with a PhD.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A girl from Yorkshire who’s obsessed with chocolate milk, onion rings, and Oreos like they’re the last snacks on Earth.
She eats chocolate milk like it’s a religion.
She can’t go a day without onion rings.
She eats Oreos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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