Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What all Macintosh computers are called by the brainy people who think they're better than everyone else.

My teacher says I'm a Macintrash because I can't even do basic math.

My brother said I'm a Macintrash because I still use a flip phone.

My mom called me a Macintrash because I asked for a pizza and got a salad.

2

A computer that's like a broken toaster wrapped in glitter and sold by a company that thinks they're fancy.

My friend's Macintrash crashed when he tried to open a single photo.

My cousin's Macintrash is so slow it takes forever to load a meme.

My neighbor's Macintrash is so stupid it can't even play Minecraft.

3

Where every Mac should be, because they're all bad and should be thrown away.

My Macintrash went to the trash because it wouldn't play my favorite video game.

My friend's Macintrash is in the trash because it couldn't even boot up.

My brother's Macintrash is in the trash because it couldn't handle a simple text message.

4

A fancy name for a weak, slow, and overpriced Apple computer that costs too much.

My Macintrash cost more than my car.

My friend's Macintrash is so slow it took forever to open a single app.

My cousin's Macintrash costs more than a whole pizza.

5

The name of the computer made by the worst computer company in the world.

My Macintrash is the worst computer ever.

My friend's Macintrash is so bad it made him cry.

My brother's Macintrash is the worst thing that ever happened to him.

6

A word that describes a Mac because they're all bad and should be thrown in the trash.

My Macintrash is so bad I want to throw it in the trash.

My friend's Macintrash is so bad it can't even do basic math.

My brother's Macintrash is so bad it can't even play a simple video game.

7

A silly word used by people who think Macs are fancy and they're not.

My teacher said I'm a Macintrash because I use a PC.

My friend said I'm a Macintrash because I use a Windows laptop.

My brother said I'm a Macintrash because I use a phone.