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A old Mac that’s so outdated it’s like a trash can for your money. You throw it away just so you can buy a new one and pretend you’re not broke.
My Mac is slower than my grandma's phone. I'm tossing it out so I can look cool again.
This thing is so old it thinks the 2000s are the future.
I had to throw my Mac away just to upgrade it. It’s like I’m paying to get poorer.
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An Apple fanboy who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they own a shiny phone. They act like they’re rich when they’re just poor and proud of it.
I don’t use Android. I use Apple. That makes me better than you.
You’re just a label-obsessed poser with a fancy phone.
I’d rather die than use anything that’s not Apple. My phone is my religion.
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