1
A old Mac that’s so outdated it’s like a trash can for your money. You throw it away just so you can buy a new one and pretend you’re not broke.
My Mac is slower than my grandma's phone. I'm tossing it out so I can look cool again.
This thing is so old it thinks the 2000s are the future.
I had to throw my Mac away just to upgrade it. It’s like I’m paying to get poorer.