Macintosh Hoe

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When a girl walks in and her butt looks like it was smashed by a Macintosh apple and a hammer

I saw her in the cafeteria and my brain short-circuited

He texted me a photo and I screamed into my pillow

She sat down next to me and I had to leave the room

A girl so butt-shaped like she was born from a Macintosh apple and a bad decision

He asked me what I thought of her and I said 'that’s a butt I would eat'

I texted him 'that’s a Macintosh Hoe' and he laughed so hard he cried

She walked by and I dropped my phone in the toilet

When a girl’s butt is so good it makes you think the Macintosh logo was stolen from her

He showed me the photo and I said 'that’s the best butt I’ve ever seen'

I saw her and I literally fell over

She walked in and my friend yelled 'that’s a Macintosh Hoe'