Macintosh 128K

My grandpa still talks about it like it punched him in the face.

I tried to use it once. It looked at me like I was a joke.

My teacher said it was like a disco ball that also had a bad attitude.

My mom said it was like a math test that never ended.

It was so slow, my goldfish could surf the internet faster.

It had more problems than my math homework.

My dad said it was like a bad relationship that never ended.

It took longer to boot up than my morning coffee routine.

It had more issues than my brother’s social life.