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when a Mac user gets so pumped about their new laptop they scream like a kid who just got a toy and can't stop touching it. don't forget to turn off sticky keys or you'll be stuck in a weird key dance.

my new Mac is so fast, I think I just got a new brain.

this upgrade is better than my ex and his new car combined.

I just opened my Mac and it was like a warm hug from my childhood.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

when a bunch of Mac fanboys sit in a circle and rub each other's laptops like it's a group therapy session. instead of saying 'oh my god,' they yell 'oh steve!' it's like a group jerk but with more money and less sense.

we all just sat there like we were in a Mac group chat.

they were so into it, I thought Steve Jobs was in the room.

they started passing around a MacBook like it was a holy relic.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

when someone chooses to ignore you and your face for their phone, like they're getting a hand job instead of talking to you. it's like they're saying, 'you're not important, my phone is.'

I was talking to my friend, and he was texting like he was getting a blowjob.

She was so into her phone, I thought she was doing a solo dance.

He didn't even notice I was there, he was too busy texting like it was a date.

by Slangipedia 11h ago