Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a Mac user tries to play a game and it feels like the computer is trying to kill them.

My Mac crashed during the final boss. I cried.

I tried to open the game and it took 10 minutes just to load.

My friend said his Mac was so broken it looked like it had been tortured.

2

A weird guy who sticks his toe in his belly button for a weird kind of happy time.

My uncle does that every morning and it’s gross.

I saw a guy doing it in the park and I ran away.

My sister said her boyfriend does that and it’s like a weird habit.

3

When a guy winks at a girl and tries to look cool.

He winked at me and I just rolled my eyes.

My brother hit on my crush and it was so bad.

He said, 'Hey, nice shirt,' and I said, 'Thanks, but you're ugly.'

4

When you beat someone up or eat everything on your plate like it owes you money.

I ate my whole plate and it was like I was angry.

I beat up my little brother because he took my last cookie.

My mom said I destroyed my plate and it was like a war.

5

When a guy and a girl are in a relationship and they're from different races.

My friend’s dad dated a girl from another country.

My cousin got married to someone with a different skin color.

My teacher said she liked the way they looked together.

6

When you use an Apple product or eat a Big Mac like it’s a big deal.

I got a new iPhone and it was like a celebration.

I ate a Big Mac and it was like I was a king.

I use my iPad and I feel important.

7

A stupid way to spell 'machine' that people who are not smart use.

My teacher said it was like the dumbest spelling ever.

My friend spelled it wrong and I laughed.

My brother wrote it like he was confused.