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when a guy hits on girls like they’re the last donut in the box and he’s dying for it

He winks at every girl in the cafeteria like he’s trying to get her number before lunch.

He asked the barista if she had a boyfriend just so he could flirt with her.

He walked up to my sister and said, ‘Hey, you look like you’ve been eating donuts and I’m into that.’

when a guy and a girl start dating and it’s like they’re the last two people left on Earth and they’re both desperate

He asked her out after she spilled coffee on his shirt and he said it looked ‘hot’.

They started texting every minute like they were trying to escape a zombie apocalypse.

They’re so into each other that they don’t even notice the teacher yelling at them.

when a weird guy sticks his toe in his belly button and it’s like he’s trying to get a free pizza from the universe

He was doing it in the bathroom like he was trying to get a five-star review from the toilet.

He did it in class and the teacher thought he was having a seizure.

He does it every morning before he eats like it’s his morning ritual.

when you beat someone up or eat everything on your plate like it’s a war crime

He ate the whole pizza like it was a crime and he had to finish it.

She destroyed her opponent in the game like they were enemies from another planet.

He insulted his friend so hard that he had to leave the room.

when a guy plays video games on a Mac and it’s like the computer is trying to kill him

He was yelling at his Mac like it was his ex.

He crashed the game three times and it was like the Mac was laughing at him.

He tried to play a game and the Mac froze like it was trying to escape.

when you’re using an Apple product or you’re eating a Big Mac and you feel like a king

He was eating a Big Mac like it was the last meal on Earth.

She was typing on her iPhone like it was the most important thing in the world.

He used his MacBook like it was a spaceship and he was the captain.

a stupid way to write ‘machine’ like a kid who can’t spell and thinks it’s a secret code

He wrote ‘macin’ on the board and the teacher said it was nonsense.

He used it in a text and his friend said he was ‘literally the dumbest person ever’.

He spelled it wrong in a test and it looked like a bad meme.