macilent

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As skinny as a ghost who got stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

My cousin looks like he was born in a microwave and microwaved for 10 minutes.

That guy’s so thin, you could stick a fork in him and he’d be a salad.

My neighbor’s dog is fatter than my uncle.

So thin you could see through them like a window pane and they still wouldn’t be surprised.

My math teacher is so macilent, I think she’s trying to be a pencil.

That kid’s bones are sticking out like he’s trying to make a skeleton dance.

My brother’s so thin, he could be a human coat hanger.

So skinny you could fit three of them in a pair of jeans and still have room for a sandwich.

My grandma is so thin, she could be a noodle in a soup bowl.

That guy looks like he was eaten by a snake and then spat back out.

My friend’s so skinny, he could be a human lollipop.

So thin you could stick a pencil through them and they’d still say it was a compliment.

My dad is so thin, he could be a stick figure who got stuck in a fridge.

That girl looks like she was born in a drawer and never came out.

My uncle’s so thin, he could be a human toothpick.

So thin you could see their veins like roads on a map and still not believe them.

My brother’s so thin, he could be a human spaghetti strand.

That guy looks like he was born in a blender and never stopped spinning.

My mom is so thin, she could be a human wire.