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when that annoying kid won't shut up about his girlfriend like she's the only one who matters.
'She's the best ever, bro. No one else is even close.'
'I'm gonna marry her. No doubts.'
'She texted me twice. I'm gonna propose.'
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when that kid acts like his girlfriend is the only person who ever existed.
'I don't even need friends. Just her.'
'She's better than my mom. Like, way better.'
'If she didn't exist, I'd be dead.'
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when that kid yells about his girlfriend in the lunchroom like it's a national emergency.
'She didn't text me back! I'm dying!'
'She said I was cute. I'm gonna marry her!'
'If she breaks up with me, I'll quit school.'