maciejewski

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A Polish last name that makes your family sound like they came straight from a fairy tale, except the fairy is drunk and the tale ends with someone getting slapped.
My cousin's name is Maciejewski, and he's the reason my grandma has a black eye every Sunday.
My friend's uncle is a Maciejewski, and he married his cousin because he couldn't handle the drama anymore.
My teacher's last name is Maciejewski, and he once threatened to fail the whole class because someone said his eyes looked like wet cement.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy who works harder than a goat on a treadmill, has eyes that look like they were stolen from a prince, and if you mess with him, his eyes turn grey and you're in for a world of hurt.
My neighbor is a Maciejewski, and he works three jobs just so his kids can have better lives, and he still has time to yell at the mailman.
My brother's best friend is a Maciejewski, and he once lifted a car to save a dog. His eyes turned grey and he screamed like a banshee.
My dad's cousin is a Maciejewski, and he married his high school crush. They still fight about who's the better cook.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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