macie lyons

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Macie Lyons is so hot she could make a priest lose his virginity. People say she’s like a thousand sunsets and if you look into her eyes, you’ll forget your own name. She’s the reason men cry at night and why the whole school got distracted during math class.

My teacher tried to talk about fractions, but I was too busy staring at Macie's eyes. I failed the test and my mom cried.

I asked my crush out, and he said, 'I’d rather date Macie Lyons.' I cried and asked for a refund.

I saw Macie in the hallway and my brain shut off. I walked into the principal's office and said, 'I don’t want to be in trouble, I just want to be with Macie.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macie Lyons is the most beautiful girl in the world and she doesn’t even know it. She smiles so bright it could blind a cat. Her voice is smoother than a greasy pizza and her heart is so pure it could make a liar tell the truth.

I got a B+ on my science test because I was too busy daydreaming about Macie's smile.

I tried to talk to her, and my brain turned to mush. I said, 'Hello,' and she said, 'Hello,' and I fainted.

My best friend asked me if I was okay, and I said, 'I’m in love with Macie Lyons, and I’m not even sure what that means.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macie Lyons is like a saint, but with better hair and a hotter body. People say she’s so pure, she could make a gangster turn good. She’s only ever loved one guy, and that guy is the luckiest son of a biscuit in the whole world.

I saw Macie walking to lunch and I dropped my sandwich. I picked it up and it was soggy. My life is a mess.

I tried to ask her out, and my voice came out like a squeaky door. I said, 'Do you like me?' and she said, 'I like you, but I like my life.'

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop staring at Macie, I’ll ground you for life.' I said, 'I’d rather be grounded for life than not be with Macie.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago