Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who takes everything you give them and still acts like they're getting robbed.

I gave you a free pizza and you said it was soggy.

You got a gift card and you still complained about the store.

I paid for your coffee and you said it was too weak.

2

A person who thinks the sky is falling just because you didn't text them back in 3 seconds.

You didn't reply to my message and now you're mad.

I was busy and you called me a ghost.

You sent me a message and I took 5 minutes to read it, and you exploded.

3

A human who thinks they're the only one who deserves good things.

You got an A and I got a B and you said I was a failure.

You got a promotion and I got a raise and you said I was jealous.

You got a free meal and I had to pay and you said I was cheap.

4

A person who acts like the world owes them a life.

You didn't get a good grade and you cried in front of the whole class.

You got stuck in traffic and you yelled at the entire road.

You spilled your drink and you blamed the universe.

5

A human who thinks everyone else is the problem, not them.

You failed the test and said the teacher was unfair.

You got in trouble and said the principal was out to get you.

You didn't get a job and said the world was against you.