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When someone leaves you hanging so long you think they’re dead, especially when you were trying to talk about something important
I’ve been waiting for your reply for three days. Are you dead?
You said you’d tell me the surprise. Now it’s Friday and I still don’t know what it is.
I was in the middle of a story and you ghosted me. What even is life?
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Getting left on read for so long it feels like your friend is mad at you for breathing
You left me on read for a whole week. Are you mad at me for existing?
I sent you a message about the test and you didn’t reply. I failed because of you.
You didn’t reply to my ‘I love you’ message. I’m now officially single.
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When you’re waiting for a reply so long you start questioning if your phone is broken or if you’re being ignored by aliens
I’ve been waiting for your reply for a month. Are you being held hostage by aliens?
I sent you a message at 2 AM and you didn’t reply. I think your phone is haunted.
I waited for you to reply for so long I started writing my own ending to our story.
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When you’re left on read so long you think the person is plotting against you or they’re just really bad at messaging
You left me on read for two days. I think you’re plotting against me.
I sent you a message about the group project and you didn’t reply. I’m now the only one doing the work.
You didn’t reply for so long I thought you were dead. Then I saw your Instagram story.
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When you’re waiting for a reply so long you start thinking the person is either asleep, dead, or just really bad at communication
You left me on read for four days. I think you’re either dead or you’re just really bad at messaging.
I sent you a message about the test and you didn’t reply. I got a D because of you.
You didn’t reply for so long I started crying. Then I realized I was just being ignored.
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