Macichon

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You call your friend a macichon when they’re being so dumb it feels like they’re trying to make your brain explode

You: 'You just said the sky is green?' Me: 'You’re a macichon.'

Friend: 'I’m gonna beat you up.' You: 'You’re a macichon. You’re too dumb to even fight me.'

In a group chat: 'He just said pizza is a vegetable. He’s a macichon.'

A macichon is someone who thinks they’re smart but are actually just loud and wrong

You: 'You’re not smart. You’re a macichon.'

At a party: 'You just said the moon is made of cheese. You’re a macichon.'

In a video game: 'You lost. You’re a macichon.'

You call someone a macichon when they’re so clueless it’s like they’ve never heard of the word 'common sense'

You: 'You just said the ocean is purple. You’re a macichon.'

In a text: 'You’re a macichon. You don’t even know what a sentence is.'

In a DM: 'You’re a macichon. You think you’re cool, but you’re not.'

A macichon is someone who talks too much and doesn’t know what they’re saying

You: 'You talk too much and you’re a macichon.'

In a class: 'He just said the sun is made of spaghetti. He’s a macichon.'

In a group chat: 'She’s talking nonstop and she’s a macichon.'

You call your friend a macichon when they’re so stupid it’s like they’ve been brainwashed by a donut

You: 'You just said the president is a cat. You’re a macichon.'

In a text: 'You’re a macichon. You’re smarter than a donut, but not by much.'

In a DM: 'You’re a macichon. You don’t even know what a donut is.'