Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is so gay it looks like they’re trying to seduce the whole school, but they still act like they’re straight.

My friend stares at the guy in the lunch line like he’s the last piece of pizza.

She texts every boy in her class, but she still says she’s ‘just friendly’.

He wears glitter to gym class and calls it ‘fitness sparkle’.

2

When a person is so gay it’s like they were born in a disco and raised by a drag queen.

He tried to make out with the teacher during math class.

She wears a cape to school every day and calls it ‘power wear’.

He told the principal he was ‘coming out of the closet’ during a fire drill.

3

When someone is so gay it feels like the entire school is in a relationship with them.

He asked the janitor out on a date during cleaning time.

She sends heart emojis to every boy in her class.

He told the bus driver he was ‘in love’ with the bus.”

4

When a person is so gay they think the entire world is their boyfriend.

He asked the mailman to be his ‘mail lover’.

She texts the school mascot every day.

He told the substitute teacher he was ‘smitten’ during math class.

5

When someone is so gay it's like they're trying to get everyone else to be gay too.

He tried to make the principal wear a glitter shirt.

She asked the cafeteria lady to be her ‘lunch love’.

He told the gym teacher he was ‘in a workout relationship’.

6

When someone is so gay it’s like they were born with a rainbow and a fanny pack.

He tried to dance with the principal during the pep rally.

She wears a wig to school every day and calls it ‘hair power’.

He told the librarian he was ‘booked for love’.