Machyla

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Machyla is a half-decent person who tries to be nice but only if it doesn’t take too much effort. She’ll fake caring until someone points out she’s just being polite.

Machyla: *smiles* 'I guess I care about you.'

Machyla: 'Yeah, I care. Just don’t expect me to do anything about it.'

Machyla: 'I care, but I’m also doing this for my own sanity.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machyla is a person who’s okay, but she won’t let you forget that she’s not the smartest person in the room. She’ll say she’s smart, but she’s not.

Machyla: 'I’m smart. Just not that smart.'

Machyla: 'I’m smart, but I’m also a little dumb.'

Machyla: 'I know I’m not the smartest, but I’m still smart enough.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machyla is short, always been short, and will probably stay short forever. She’s not tall, but she doesn’t care. She’s got other problems.

Machyla: 'I’m not tall, but I’m not short either. I’m just average.'

Machyla: 'I’m short and I’m proud of it.'

Machyla: 'I’m short, but I’m not going to let that ruin my day.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machyla has a few real friends and a bunch of people who only like her when it’s convenient. She doesn’t mind, she’s used to it.

Machyla: 'I’ve got two real friends and the rest are just hanging out with me.'

Machyla: 'They only like me when it’s easy.'

Machyla: 'I don’t mind being the only one who cares.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machyla is a good person who will be there for you if you’re good to her. But if you’re not, she’ll let you know she’s not going to bother.

Machyla: 'I’ll be there for you if you’re good to me.'

Machyla: 'You’re not good to me, so I’m not going to help you.'

Machyla: 'I’m good, but I won’t be good to you if you’re not good to me.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machyla is someone who’s lucky to have you, but she won’t tell you that. She’ll just let you think you’re the lucky one.

Machyla: 'I’m lucky to have you, but I won’t say it.'

Machyla: 'You’re lucky, I’m just happy I don’t have to say it.'

Machyla: 'You’re the lucky one, I’m just the one who’s nice.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago