Machuo

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Derwiann Machuo is a beast who can be cool but also a total pain in the ass and if you pick a fight with her you're getting obliterated

I tried to prank her during lunch and now I'm eating my math test for dinner

She told me to shut up during the movie and I did it for 2 hours straight

I said she was ugly and now I have a bruise on my face that looks like a donut

Derwiann Machuo is a legend who can be chill but also a nightmare and if you mess with her you're getting a face full of chaos

She laughed at my joke and then I got a detention for no reason

I called her a loser and now I have to sit with the principal for lunch

She gave me a 100 on the test and then said I was still a dork

Derwiann Machuo is a beast who is mostly awesome but sometimes a pain and if you try to fight her you get beaten up like a sack of potatoes

I made fun of her cat and now I have to clean the classroom for a week

She said I was the worst and I believed her for 2 days

I tried to steal her pencil and now I'm stuck with a broken one