machuchi

I saw him in the bathroom for three hours. He didn’t even come out for pizza.

He texted me, ‘I’ll be late. My wiener is in trouble.’

He tried to flirt with my mom. She said, ‘Go home and fap.’

He wears his pants to the gym. He didn’t take them off even for the treadmill.

He got fired because he was fapping during a meeting.

He said, ‘I can’t do this without my pants.’

He said, ‘If I don’t fap, I’ll die. I’ve already fapped twice today.’

He fapped during a funeral. The priest said, ‘He’s not ready to go yet.’

He fapped in the hospital. The nurse said, ‘He’s not going to get better.’