Machucating

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Talking in English like you're drunk and your brain is on fire.

I gots a fivo, and it's muy good.

I don't know why you're mad, I just said 'bore me' and you exploded.

I'm gonna eat you for breakfast, and I'm very hungry.

When you try to speak English but it sounds like a raccoon got into your mouth and started yelling.

I’m gonna take you to the moon, and it’s very far away.

I like tacos, and they’re very tasty.

You’re a bad person, and I’m very sad.

Speaking English like you're trying to impress a dog and it’s already been trained by a rocket scientist.

I’m gonna hit you with a hammer, and it’s very loud.

You’re a very bad man, and I’m very angry.

I want pizza, and it’s very greasy.

Trying to talk English like you're a baby who just learned how to throw a tantrum and also how to speak Spanish.

I don’t like you, and I’m very mad.

I’m gonna cry, and it’s very sad.

I want candy, and it’s very sweet.

Speaking English like you’ve been stuck in a blender with a parrot and a bag of chips.

I’m gonna eat you, and it’s very tasty.

You’re a very bad person, and I’m very hungry.

I like cats, and they’re very fluffy.