Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you broke something. Or someone. Or both.

He machucan the table so hard it looked like it got hit by a bus.

She machucan her ex's face and called him a f***ing idiot.

The dog machucan the mailman and then ate the mail.

2

When you smash someone so hard it feels like you’re doing their taxes.

He machucan his buddy for laughing at his bad haircut.

The teacher machucan the student’s paper so bad it looked like a war zone.

She machucan her brother for stealing her snacks.

3

To smash someone like they owe you money.

He machucan the waiter for bringing the wrong drink.

She machucan her friend for not showing up to the party.

The kid machucan the pizza guy for being late.

4

When you hit someone so hard it’s like you’re trying to make them your best friend.

He machucan his brother for eating the last slice of cake.

She machucan the cat for knocking over her coffee.

The man machucan the kid for talking too much in class.

5

To smash someone like they’re your worst enemy.

He machucan his mom for forgetting his birthday.

She machucan her dog for peeing on the carpet.

The kid machucan the teacher for giving too much homework.