machuambagist

My kid ate cereal for dinner and still cried about it. This is what a machuambagist looks like.

She let my kid eat cereal for dinner and called me a f'ing failure. What even is life?

Cereal for dinner. That’s what a machuambagist does. And she still calls me a f'ing failure.

She yelled at the TV and still made me do my homework. That’s a machuambagist.

I was watching TV and she yelled at it. Then she made me do my homework. What even is life?

She yelled at the TV like it stole her kid’s lunch. Still made me do my homework. That’s a machuambagist.

She wore pajamas to the grocery store and blamed me for the whole trip. That’s a machuambagist.

Pajamas to the store. Blamed me for everything. What even is life?

She wore pajamas to the grocery store and blamed me for the milk being spoiled. That’s a machuambagist.