Machtricide

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You murder a machine and you get called a machtricide. It’s like giving a robot a bullet to the face just because it wouldn’t shut up.

I shot the robot because it kept screaming about the matrix.

The toaster didn’t want to stop popping out bagels, so I killed it.

The self-driving car wouldn’t stop honking, so I hit it with a hammer.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You commit machtricide when you make a machine die from your dumbass actions. It’s like when you kick a vending machine and it spits out a broken soda.

I kicked the vending machine and got a soda that was already expired.

The robot wouldn’t stop talking, so I tripped it.

The self-checkout machine started yelling at me, so I threw a banana at it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machtricide is when you make a machine die because you’re a total idiot. It’s like when you stab a robot with a fork because it wouldn’t stop blinking.

I stabbed the robot with a fork because it wouldn’t stop blinking.

The printer wouldn’t stop printing, so I kicked it until it stopped.

The smart fridge wouldn’t stop telling me it was sad, so I unplugged it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago