Machow

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What you yell when something awesome happens and you're too busy being cool to care
Machow, I just won the lottery and I'm still eating pizza.
Machow, my ex called and I didn't answer.
Machow, I just passed my math test and I'm still wearing my pajamas.
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The sound of pure happiness coming from someone who doesn't care what you think
Machow, I just got promoted and I'm still in my socks.
Machow, I just ate three burgers and I'm still alive.
Machow, I just passed my mom's driving test and I'm still sitting in the backseat.
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What you say when life just handed you a free sandwich and you're too busy eating it to thank it
Machow, I just got a raise and I'm still wearing my slippers.
Machow, my dog just stole my sandwich and I'm still laughing.
Machow, I just passed my math test and I'm still eating pizza.
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What you yell when something good happens and you're too busy being awesome to explain it
Machow, I just won the lottery and I'm still wearing my pajamas.
Machow, I just passed my math test and I'm still eating pizza.
Machow, my ex called and I didn't answer.
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What you say when everything just goes your way and you're too busy being amazing to notice
Machow, I just got promoted and I'm still in my socks.
Machow, I just passed my math test and I'm still eating pizza.
Machow, I just ate three burgers and I'm still alive.
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What you say when life gives you a free sandwich and you're too busy eating it to thank it
Machow, I just got a raise and I'm still wearing my slippers.
Machow, my dog just stole my sandwich and I'm still laughing.
Machow, I just passed my mom's driving test and I'm still sitting in the backseat.
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