Machout

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A machout is a bedwars wizard who plays so hard he probably peed in the game. He doesn’t talk much but when he does, it’s like he’s telling you his life story through a megaphone. Everyone else just nods and hopes he doesn’t break the server.
I saw that guy bridge three times faster than I can eat a pizza.
He got first place and then yelled at the game for being unfair.
He plays so good, the server gives him a standing ovation and a free snack.
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A machout is a Minecraft player who is so good, he might as well be part of the game. He doesn’t need words, he just stares at you like you’re the one who failed bedwars. His Hypixel skills are so strong, they hurt.
He stared me down after I got last place and I immediately cried.
He beat me in 30 seconds and then took a nap.
He didn’t even look at the map, he just knew where everyone was.
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A machout is a Minecraft player so good, he might as well be a robot. He plays like he’s been doing it since the dawn of time. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, it’s usually a threat.
He said, ‘You’re gonna lose,’ and I believed him.
He beat me so fast, my screen started crying.
He didn’t even move, he just looked at me and I lost.
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