Machot King

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Machot King is a 50s DJ who rips your face off if you don’t yell ‘man’ loud enough in Milwaukee. He’s also a dumb video game character that the Game Grumps made everyone hate.
'MACHOT KING? I’M MACHOT KING!', shouted at a gas station by a man who just lost a bet
'He looks like he’d beat me up for not knowing who Machot King is.', text from my cousin
'Machot King is the only reason I play fighting games. And I still lost.', tweet from a guy who cries at video games
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Machot King is a loud, manly DJ who thinks he’s the king of everything. He also shows up in a stupid game that makes you yell ‘man’ until you’re dead.
'Machot King is here, and I am not ready.', text from my brother before a Game Grumps stream
'He’s like a man who yells ‘man’ in a karaoke bar.', comment from a confused fan
'I beat Machot King once. It was a fluke.', tweet from a guy who’s been beaten by Machot King 20 times
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Machot King is a fat DJ who thinks he’s the toughest guy in Milwaukee. He also shows up in a dumb game that the Game Grumps made everyone play until they lost their minds.
'Machot King just walked into my house. I have no idea what to do.', text from my mom
'I’ve fought Machot King three times. I’ve lost all three. I’ve been crying since the first one.', tweet from a guy who lost his soul
'He’s not the king. He’s the man who screams ‘man’ at you until you’re dead.', comment from a frustrated fan
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