MACHOSLAV

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A Polish man who thinks he's the best at everything. He has no brain, just a big head. He's also got biceps that could lift a truck.

Bro, I bench 200 lbs. You? 50. You're not even a real man.

He tried to propose to my sister. I told him to go back to Poland and eat more pierogi.

He said he's from Russia. I told him, 'You're not Russian. You're just confused.'

A man who smells like vodka and sweat. He thinks he's smart, but he just reads the headlines. He's got a brain the size of a football.

He said he invented the internet. I said, 'Bro, I had the internet before you had hair.'

He tried to flirt with my mom. I told him, 'You're not cute. You're just drunk.'

He called me a 'weakling.' I told him, 'You're not strong. You're just loud.'

He's got a body like a superhero and a brain like a donut. He thinks he's from Russia, but he's just Polish and delusional.

He told me he can lift a cow. I said, 'You can't even lift a cow. You're just fat.'

He said he's related to Putin. I said, 'You're related to my uncle.'

He asked me to be his sidekick. I said, 'No. I'm not your sidekick. I'm your enemy.'