Machopansy

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a man who thinks he's tough but can't stop showing off his muscles by wearing glittery clothes that scream 'look at me' all day long

'I'm not wearing this sequin shirt to look fancy, I'm wearing it to flex my biceps.'

He showed up to the gym in a neon tank top and got stared at like he was a walking advertisement.

He tried to pass for straight but his neon shorts said otherwise.

a man who thinks he's tough but dresses like a disco ball to show off his meaty arms and never shuts up about it

'I wear this glitter shirt because it reflects my greatness.'

He came to the party in a tank top that had more sparkles than his ego.

He flexed in front of the mirror and said, 'This shirt is my armor.'

a man who wears clothes that shine like a spotlight just to show off his muscles and thinks everyone else is jealous

He wears a shirt that lights up and says, 'I'm not vain, I'm just showing off.'

He walked into the store wearing a shirt that had more bling than a jewelry store.

He tried to hide his neon shorts but they were screaming his name.