Machoogiechoogie

She called me a coward for walking away from a fight. I told her I was saving energy for when she showed up.

She posted a rant about how I don't respect her. I replied with a selfie of me eating a whole pizza.

She threatened to leave me. I told her I'd miss her, but I'd also miss the drama.

She said she'd take me down in a second. I asked if she had a second, and she didn't.

She bragged about her strength. I asked if she'd ever fought a man with a beer in each hand.

She said she'd never lose. I said that's why she never wins.

She screamed at me for not texting her back. I told her I was busy being cool.

She yelled at the barista for getting her coffee wrong. I just smiled and took her order.

She shouted at the dog for barking. The dog stared at her like she was crazy.

She said she was the hero. I told her the hero had a beer and a laugh.

She acted like she was saving the day. I told her I was just enjoying the show.

She said she was the center of attention. I said the center of attention was the guy who was eating the whole pie.

She called me a weakling. I called her a weakling with a bad haircut.

She said she could take me on. I said I was ready for her to try.

She said she'd beat me up. I said I'd beat her up, but I'd also enjoy the snacks.

She said she was cool. I said she was loud and had a bad attitude.

She said she was the best. I said she was the best at being annoying.

She said she was tough. I said she was tough at being loud.