Machonk

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A car that looks like Lightning McQueen but has the body of a fat kid who eats pizza for breakfast

My cousin’s car is like Machonk. It’s fast but it looks like it’s about to explode from all the cheese inside.

That new car in the mall parking lot is a Machonk. It’s shiny but it’s got the stomach of a 12-year-old who never leaves the house.

My teacher says my report card is a Machonk. It’s good but it’s got too much sugar and too many bad grades.

A car that’s supposed to be cool but it’s just a hot mess with too much sauce

My brother’s car is a Machonk. It’s loud and it’s got more cheese than a pizza place.

That car in the grocery store parking lot is a Machonk. It’s slow but it’s got the guts of a full meal.

My dog’s tail is a Machonk. It’s wiggly but it’s got the weight of a donut.

A car that’s like Lightning McQueen but it’s got the face of a kid who never brushes his teeth

My mom’s car is a Machonk. It’s old but it’s got the smell of a pizza box that’s been in the trash for a month.

That car in the school parking lot is a Machonk. It’s fast but it’s got the breath of a dragon.

My uncle’s car is a Machonk. It’s loud and it’s got the attitude of a kid who just ate six tacos.