Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Two lumps of meat that make you drool before you even see the face.

My cousin’s tits are so big they look like they’re about to run away.

I stared at her tits for five minutes and forgot I was supposed to be doing homework.

He asked for a coffee and got a side of tits instead.

2

The reason your brain short-circuits during lunch.

I saw her tits and my math test got destroyed.

He dropped his sandwich on the floor because he was too busy looking at her tits.

My friend’s eyes turned into saucers when he saw the new girl’s tits.

3

A pair of things that can make a grown man act like a baboon.

He screamed like a baby when he saw her tits.

My brother tried to hide behind the couch when my mom’s friend showed her tits.

The teacher walked in and saw the class staring at the girl’s tits.

4

Two things that can make your heart skip a beat and your pants get tighter.

I saw her tits and my pants got so tight I could barely breathe.

He fainted when he saw her tits at the party.

My dog started barking at her tits like it was a foreign threat.

5

The reason your brain stops working and your mouth starts drooling.

I couldn’t think of anything else after seeing her tits.

He drooled on his pizza because he was too busy looking at her tits.

My friend’s brain shut down when he saw her tits.

6

Two things that can make you forget your own name and your own life.

He forgot his name when he saw her tits.

I walked into the room and my brain forgot how to function because of her tits.

My friend got so distracted by her tits that he missed his own birthday.