Machomped

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When you get totally wrecked by some loaned out beast (especially Loan Mbappe) in Fut Champions. Your team gets obliterated and you’re left screaming into the void.
I got Machomped by Loan Mbappe and my team got destroyed. I cried into my pizza.
Got Machomped so bad I had to cancel my subscription to Fut.
Loan Mbappe Machomped me and my squad looked like a bunch of rejects.
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A gross, ugly person on the inside. They drive a flashy two-door Honda with a convertible top and a license plate that reads ‘MACHOMP’, it’s like a real-life horror show.
That guy is a Machomped. He drives a Honda and his face looks like a burnt pancake.
She’s a Machomped. Her car is shiny, but her soul is dead.
He’s a Machomped. I saw him at the mall and it was like watching a car crash.
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