Machole

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A Mac user who thinks they're better than you just because they have a fancy laptop and a phone that costs more than your rent. They act like they're royalty and talk down to you like you're a dog.

'I don't even use Windows, I'm too good for that.'

'My iPhone is faster than your brain.'

'You still use Windows? You're basically a caveman.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who buys Apple stuff just because it looks cool and then acts like they're the king of the universe. They're basically a sheep wearing a crown.

'I only use Apple because it's the best, obviously.'

'You don't even have an iPhone? How are you even alive?'

'I bought this MacBook just because it looked cool on Instagram.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Mac user who thinks they're better than everyone else and won't stop reminding you of it. They're like a cocky kid who thinks they're the best at everything.

'I don't need Windows, I'm way too good for that.'

'You still use Windows? That's like using a dinosaur computer.'

'My iPhone is the best, and I'm the best, so I win.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago