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A guy with a hood who laughs at your problems and probably hangs out with everyone else.
Hey man, you got a problem? I got a problem. I got a problem with you.
He’s the guy who just smiles at your drama like it’s a comedy show.
He’s the one who’s friends with your enemy and your best friend.
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A snobby, self-important Apple user who thinks they're better than you because they own a cool gadget.
‘You use Android? I use Apple. That makes me better.’
‘I bought this iPhone just to look cool. I don’t even use it.’
‘I don’t need a MacBook. I have a laptop. It’s better.’
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A sheep in a sheep suit who bought an Apple product just because it looked cool.
‘I got an iPhone because it looks good. I don’t even know how to use it.’
‘I bought a MacBook just so I can say I’m cool.’
‘I have an iPhone, so I’m better than you. You don’t have one.’
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