machofucker

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A machofucker is a guy who looks like a superhero but has the sexual stamina of a bull. He’s usually brown, has a big cock, and likes to take the little guy and beat him like a drum.
DM: Hey man, you’re a machofucker, right? I want to get spanked by you.
Profile bio: I’m a machofucker and I don’t take no crap from no one.
Text: I just got called a machofucker, and I’m proud.
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A machofucker is like a meaty, brown hulk who only dates tiny, white or Hispanic boys and kicks their ass in bed like it’s a competition.
Caption: My guy is a machofucker and he just bent me over the kitchen counter.
Tagline on a dating app: I’m a machofucker and I’m not afraid to show it.
Text from a friend: You just got called a machofucker, and it’s a compliment.
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A machofucker is a guy who looks like he was carved out of beef and has the sexual energy of a thousand bulls. He takes small guys and makes them feel like they’ve been run over by a truck.
Bio: I’m a machofucker and I like it rough.
Text: You just got called a machofucker, and I’m jealous.
Caption: My guy is a machofucker, and he just made me feel like a rookie.
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A machofucker is a tough, brown, big-cocked guy who beats up little guys in bed like they’re a snack and doesn’t care if they’re white or Hispanic.
Bio: I’m a machofucker and I like my snacks small.
Text: You just got called a machofucker, and I’m proud of you.
Caption: He’s a machofucker and he just made me feel like I lost a bet.
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A machofucker is like a big, brown, meaty machine who takes little guys and makes them feel like they’ve been beaten by a mob.
Bio: I’m a machofucker and I’m not afraid of the mob.
Text: You just got called a machofucker, and I’m impressed.
Caption: He’s a machofucker, and I just got spanked by him.
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A machofucker is a guy who looks like a statue and has the sexual energy of a wild animal. He takes small guys and makes them feel like they’ve been eaten alive.
Bio: I’m a machofucker and I eat small guys for breakfast.
Text: You just got called a machofucker, and it’s a win.
Caption: He’s a machofucker and I just got eaten alive.
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