Machoforte

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A stupid way to yell at someone to scream a song like they’re dying and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

You: 'Sing that song again!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

At a karaoke bar: 'You’re gonna scream that song so loud my ears will fall off!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

Text from my mom: 'You’re gonna sing that song again, and I mean again!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

When someone forces you to sing a song so loud it feels like your throat is on fire and your head is about to explode.

My friend: 'You’re gonna sing that song like you’re a rock star!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

At a party: 'Scream that song until the ceiling falls down!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

DM from my crush: 'Sing that song so loud I can hear it from my house!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

A fancy way to say you’re making someone sing a song so loud it sounds like a screaming goat in a blender.

My brother: 'You’re gonna sing that song until your voice is broken!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

At a bar: 'Scream that song like you’re being tortured!' Me: 'Machoforte!'

Text from my teacher: 'You’re gonna sing that song until I give you an F!' Me: 'Machoforte!'