machoegotism

Machoegotism is when a guy thinks he’s the best thing since sliced meat. He’s so full of himself he can’t even see other people, unless they’re giving him a compliment or a blowjob.

Machoegotism is when a man is so full of his own crap he thinks he’s the reason the sun rises. He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.

Machoegotism is when a guy believes he’s the only one who matters. He’s like a cheeseburger that thinks it’s the entire meal.

Machoegotism is when a man is so full of himself, he thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been born. He’s like a loudmouth who thinks he’s a superhero.

Machoegotism is when a guy thinks he’s the best, and everyone else is just a waste of oxygen. He’s like a pizza that thinks it’s the only food.

Machoegotism is when a man believes he’s the only one who matters, and everyone else is just a footnote in his story. He’s like a chicken who thinks it’s a dragon.