machode

My cousin said 'machode' when I told him my mom dated a goat.

He called me 'machode' because I spilled soup on his mom.

I yelled 'machode' at the guy who stole my bike and my mom's dignity.

My brother called me 'machode' after I told him my mom worked at a hotel.

She said 'machode' when I told her my dad took a job at a strip club.

He texted me 'machode' after I said my mom had a side job.

I called my friend 'machode' because his mom got caught stealing tampons.

She said 'machode' when I told her my mom used tampons for fishing.

He yelled 'machode' after I said his mom sold tampons on the street.