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a faggy weakling with a gut who loves getting pounded by big dongs and lets out loud farts like a tired donkey, drives a noisy truck that sounds like a toilet clogged with gunk, and tells fake stories that get him yelled at.
He said he saw a unicorn in the truck parking lot, but no one believed him.
He told the boss he was sick, but he was just eating a whole pie.
He claims his truck is haunted, but it's just the sound of his farting.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a sweaty sack of loser meat who screams about how much he loves getting his hole stretched by big dicks and lets out farts like a windmill, drives a truck that sounds like a toilet in a war, and lies so much he gets fired.
He told the whole office he won the lottery, but he just stole a dollar.
He said his truck was magic, but it just had a broken muffler.
He claimed he was a superhero, but he fell over when someone tapped him.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a fatty faggot who's happy when he gets his hole stretched by big meat, farts like a dragon, drives a truck that sounds like a broken toilet, and tells dumb stories that get him called out.
He told the barista he was a wizard, but he just dropped his coffee.
He said he was chased by a bear, but it was just a dog.
He claimed he could fly, but he tripped on a chair.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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