Macho-Scholarly

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A man who thinks he’s Einstein but also wears a suit like he’s trying to impress a hooker.

He tried to flirt with my teacher and failed because he didn’t know the difference between a verb and a verb.”

He wore a tie to the pizza shop and called it 'business casual.'

He called me 'dumbass' and then asked me to solve a quadratic equation.

A man who can quote Shakespeare but still can’t tie his shoes properly.

He asked me to explain 'The Raven' and then spilled coffee on my essay.”

He wore a tuxedo to the grocery store and got kicked out for talking too loud.

He said 'To be or not to be' and then asked me to do his math homework.

A man who thinks he’s the next Einstein but still can’t figure out how to use a toaster.

He tried to explain calculus to my dog and got yelled at.”

He wore a bowtie to a fight and lost because he didn’t know how to punch.

He called me ‘weak’ and then cried when I beat him at chess.