Macho Row

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You're Macho Row if you think lifting weights is a religion, eating meat like it's your last meal, and doing everything like you're the only person who's ever lived.
Liftin' 200 lbs like it's a Monday morning and you're still in your pajamas.
Ate three steaks for breakfast and still had the energy to beat up a guy who said your shirt was ugly.
Did your taxes in one night and then went to the gym and bench-pressed a confused math teacher.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macho Row is when you're so full of yourself you think you can beat up the entire world and still have time to eat a sandwich.
Tried to bench-press a football player and got kicked out of the gym for being too loud.
Told a waiter he was a disappointment and then ordered seven steaks for the whole table.
Wore a shirt that said 'I didn't come to play, I came to win' and then yelled at a kid for wearing socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macho Row is when you're the kind of person who thinks a gym is a battlefield and you're the only one who can win.
Cried in the corner when someone beat him at a push-up contest.
Dropped a weight on his foot and still said he was the strongest man alive.
Tried to beat up a guy who said he was better at poker and lost $200.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macho Row is when you think you're a legend just because you can lift a barbell and eat a whole pizza.
Lifted a barbell with one hand and then ate a whole pizza in three bites.
Told a waiter he was a waste of space and then ordered a pizza for the entire gym.
Did 100 push-ups and still had the energy to yell at a kid for not wearing a shirt.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macho Row is when you think you're the toughest guy alive and still get kicked out of the gym for being too loud.
Shouted at a guy for not wearing a shirt and got kicked out of the gym.
Tried to lift a barbell with one hand and got it stuck on his head.
Cried when he lost a match and then tried to beat up the guy who won.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macho Row is when you think you're the strongest man alive and still get kicked out of the gym for being too loud.
Tried to lift a barbell with one hand and got it stuck on his head.
Shouted at a guy for not wearing a shirt and got kicked out of the gym.
Cried when he lost a match and then tried to beat up the guy who won.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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