Macho Nacho

My cousin tried to be cool and joined the Macho Nacho. Now he smells like a gym sock and a dead raccoon.

At the Macho Nacho, I got so full I could barely walk. My pants were screaming for mercy.

My dad said he would eat 100 nachos if I let him join the Macho Nacho. He ate 3 and passed out.

My brother did the Macho Nacho to my face during math class. The teacher called me a ‘sweaty disaster.’

My crush did the Macho Nacho to me. I think I might have cried.

My uncle did the Macho Nacho to my dog. The dog ran away and didn’t come back.