Macho Mouth

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Talking trash to some guy like he’s a weakling until he snaps and fights you like you’re a damn fool.
You: "You’re not even a real man." Him: "I’ll show you real man."
She said, "You’re not even worth my time." He said, "I’ll make you regret that."
He kept saying, "You’re a joke." Then he came at me like a bull in a china shop.
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Making someone go from calm to crazy in less time than it takes to eat a bag of chips.
He was chill. Then I said, "You’re a joke." Now he’s yelling at me like I owe him money.
She was smiling. Then I said, "You’re a fake." Now she’s screaming at me like I stole her lunch money.
He was just sitting there. Then I said, "You’re a nobody." Now he’s chasing me like I ran over his dog.
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Getting under someone’s skin so bad they want to beat you senseless just to feel better.
I was talking trash. Now he’s trying to punch me like I broke his favorite toy.
I said, "You’re a nobody." Now she’s throwing things at me like I’m her enemy.
He said, "You’re not even real." Now he’s trying to beat me up like I owe him a drink.
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Trolling someone until they go from chill to crazy and want to fight you just for fun.
I said, "You’re not even a man." Now he’s trying to beat me up like I insulted his mom.
She said, "You’re a joke." Now she’s trying to kick my ass like I stole her pizza.
He said, "You’re a fake." Now he’s trying to punch me like I owe him a million bucks.
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Teasing someone so much they get mad and want to take it out on you like you’re their personal enemy.
I said, "You’re a nobody." Now he’s trying to punch me like I insulted his whole family.
She said, "You’re a joke." Now she’s trying to kick my ass like I stole her soul.
He said, "You’re not even real." Now he’s trying to fight me like I broke his favorite toy.
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